I do it anyways, but usually I feel a bit of judgement coming my way. Real talk: Unless I am surrounded by other vegans, I usually feel sort of awkward turning down food. Luckily, my boss laughed (she at least pretends I am funny). “Veganism is so socially awkward sometimes,” I finished. “Even though I will just be standing around awkwardly while you all eat your ice-cream and repetitively ask why I am not partaking!” I continued. Right before that, as I was heading out to do my bank errands/make an ass out of myself in front of saucy teller, my boss reminded me to be back by 2:30 as we are having Flying Saucers for a coworker’s birthday. He then looked at me like I had something hanging out of my nose. Probably he was just being friendly, but it made me nervous anyways. I drool over him every time I go in there, partially because he is a fox (he looks some sort of juicy middle-eastern ethnicity), and because he is rocking a wedding ring so that makes him completely off limits. On Friday I was at the bank next to my office where I go to deposit my whopping free-lance checks during lunch, and the teller tried to chat me up. I make awkward jokes and references to things nobody else understands, and then I laugh at them alone. This leather (or rubber) body suit usually covers the hands and feet and looks like it would be great for scuba diving, also.Įveryone else is eating cheese (image by graur razvan ionut)

But what makes a gimp a gimp as opposed to some guy who wants to be handcuffed and gagged and bossed about and whatnot? Well, usually it is the signature full leather body suit and head mask.

A gimp is a submissive sex slave, usually male, that gets all hopped up by being bound usually in leather (sooo not vegan) and told what to do. Some people (hi mom!) might be reading and going what is a gimp? No, not someone who is crippled-that would be totally un-PC of me. You can learn more about the Glimpse image editor and help contribute to its development on GitHub:Īnd, if Glimpse’s raison d’être has you pounding the table in passionate support, you can throw some currency behind the cause using Patreon.My friend Andy (who I have to mention is also obsessed with snakes and has a bunch in his basement and is that not kinky all on its own? I think it is) gave me the idea for this post, so, thanks Andy, when can I come by and play with your trouser crotch snakes? Okay back on track: How much kink is too much? Leather boots? Hand cuffs? A bit of pony play? Alright how about full on gimp-status BDSM submissives, lock-me-in-your-box style a la Pulp Fiction? But, for now, I find the GIMP to be well suited (ho ho ho) to my needs, fruity name or not. I’ll be watching this project with interest as the months go on ( they plan to have something downloadable “some time in September”). It would really be great to see some bold experimentation with different UI patterns and layouts - ones the GIMP itself can’t make without upsetting swathes of its existing user base.Īnd if the fork takes a markedly different direction with the UI then a markedly different name is perhaps understandable too. The latter part of this mission statement excites me. There’s an ambition beyond branding too, with plans to “add new functionality that addresses common user complaints” as time goes on. The Glimpse Image Editor is, however, taking a more direct approach than previous efforts by ways of a full fork.Īnnounced back in July, Glimpse will “re-brand the existing v2.10.12 ” to make it “suitable for educational institutions and enterprise settings”. And the end result does, I think, more closely match that of Adobe’s industry-changing raster image editor than “vanilla” UI on offer. The GIMP Shop pack tries to make GIMP look like Photoshop using a series of UI tweaks, icons and menu name edits.

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